Backwoods bidet in nature with bigfoot lurking in the forest

THE BACKWOODS LAUNCH SPECIAL.

Grab the Home Bidet + Sasquat Stool and the Travel Bidet comes along for free.
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Save money, save the planet, save your ass.

An average family of 4 flushes $600 a year down the toilet on TP.

Bidets wipe toilet paper usage down by 75% (...if you're using a square or two to pat dry. If you use reusable cloths, that stat goes up 100%)

Pipes love bidets-with less clogging and strain on septic systems, a bidet will save average homeowners $500 per plumbing call. Tell your local plumber you'll miss him.

A single roll of TP requires 37 gallons of water, while a bidet only uses less than 1/8 gallon per use. Not to rub it in, but that's 90% less waste.

Americans use 36.5 billion (with a b) rolls of toilet paper a year which destroys 15 million trees annually. Bidets would never.

It takes 253,000 tons of bleach to make that much TP every year. Bidets clock in at - checks notes - no bleach.

93% of sewer clogs are caused by flushable wipes (AKA the half-wiped solution for a better clean than TP), Bidets, on the other cheek, are a waterway's bff.

Check out our entire arse-nal.

From not-wiping to not-stinking, we’re on top of your bottom.

Bidet

Introducing the eco-friendliest way to get a sparkling clean backside. Not just for European royalty anymore, our bidet will transform your bathroom experience and quite possibly your very existence.

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Sasquat

While your enemies are busy aligning their chakras, you're one step ahead by aligning your colon. Our Sasquat stool will make sure you out-thrive everyone by harnessing the primal brilliance of squatting.

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Travel Bidet

Introducing the eco-friendliest way to get a sparkling clean backside...in vacation mode!

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White Sasquat toilet stool with 'Backwoods' branding in a forest setting
Blue collapsible backwoods travel bidet placed in nature

BACKSIDED COMPLIMENTS

Simple Install, Big Improvement

Great product with thoughtful packaging and very easy installation. The sleek design blends into the bathroom, and using the bidet has improved cleanliness while reducing toilet paper use.

Mike M.

Verified customer

First-Time Bidet Convert, & I'm Sold

Trying a bidet for the first time was nerve-wracking, but it turned out to be life-changing. Easy to install and use, it leaves you feeling cleaner and has basically replaced toilet paper.

Rey C.

Verified customer

Affordable Luxury for Any Bathroom

I thought bidets were expensive luxury items, but this one proved otherwise. It’s affordable, installs in minutes, and works so well we’re considering putting one in every bathroom.

Brian B.

Verified customer

A Total Bathroom Upgrade

The stool improved comfort and posture, making bathroom time feel more natural. Paired with the bidet and portable bidet for travel, it really upgraded the whole bathroom routine.

Angel G.

Verified customer
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Here to clean
the hole world.

We believe that bidets are for everyone, so we’re breaking the taboo (or should we say tabooty) by introducing bathroom goods that are smart and affordable. If you’re tired of minimal clean with maximum waste, good news: we’re here to do the opposite.

The full Backwoods backstory

Higher standards for your lower parts.

Take the scenic route.